I don’t understand how people dislike seaweed
Random Sentence Starters #2
"Wait, they tried to smoke the butt?"
"We didn't drink for a month because we were convinced we would become alcoholics."
"Then there was the night with all the lesbians..."
"_____ put the motorcycle helmet on backwards and puked."
"_____ punched an old lady in the face."
"Anyone who finds two random knives... I set mine down over there when I went to the bathroom and when I came back they were gone."
"I could feel the anger."
"I'll eat every part of the animal except the liver. How do I know it wasn't an alcoholic?!"
"Because. You know. Boobies."
coffee is the most important meal of the day
